Ow, my eyeballs

So it turns out I am awake at 4:30 am on a Thursday. If you know me at all this should not be remotely surprising, but it is a bit lonely. Usually I like a good chunk of Fran time (aka spider solitaire/internet time) in my day, but as of now I would have to say it's pretty boring. Uhhh. So I have decided that the best job ever would be to be a comedy writer for tv. Mostly I get this feeling whenever I watch way too much 30 Rock and think I could get away with being a slightly less prude Liz Lemon. I have slowly been losing my interest in reading for long stretches of time and replaced that with an obsession for television and HBO programming which I deem superior. I have watched the Sopranos entirely through three times, but I still love it when Chris says "dissentary" when he means to say "dissent" and the way Pauly tells a joke and then says "Did you hear that? He said (. . .) and I said (. . .)", laughs and repeats the same joke to an audience that could obviously hear him the first time. I especially love Chris' intervention when Sil says "One day I arrived at work to open up, your head was in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting." And then they beat the shit out of him, which I know is totally not cool at an intervention, because I also watch that show. Basically, I am way more interested in tv than I am in 18th and 19th century English novels. However, I think television is arguably literature and there are a lot of shitty books out there that I don't feel the need to read and discuss at the moment. I also care a lot about Psychopaths. I mean, fuck them, but at the same time I am so in awe! No fear, superb manipulation skills, "superficial and glib" and there are probably so many successes out there that will never even go to prison. All I really have to say to psychopaths is "you go girl!" (or boy) But I also want to avoid them at all costs because they would totally suck me in and somehow convince me to give them all my furniture.


Sorry about this. I should go to bed and also graduate soon.